Dion has discussed how chuffed he is at at being a director at United, and how his contribution will be advisory, an insight into the inner sanctum of football, that is, what footballers want in a contract.

Thats a tough one. Surely easy access to free cinema tickets, a complimentary visit to Nandos, or a packet of salt and vinegar would do it.

Money?, nah. Not interested.

Dublin is delighted he is a director, that is till the board ask him for money. Mind you, there are a lot of directors that havent much, like Godric Smith, and that disaster, Graham Daniels. If any at all.

The truth is Dion, you are a household name, in showbusiness. Yes you are.

The reason you have been asked to be a director is too raise the image of the club. Wherever you go, you will be known as Dion Dublin director of Cambridge United.

That accolade will never come my way. Even though i am a regular at Sainsburys and Tesco in Ely.

The board are not so much interested in your views Dion, but in your name.

A walking billboard for Cambridge United.

Jackie of Teversham.