Hello!

[HughieG]

[malamoto]

Jesus man I just had something to eat (not as much as that fat f*cker obviously) Struggling to keep it down now. Mind you I am like that every time I hear him speak or realise that he is our heed coach. Hopefully someone will see this and he will get sacked for stealing balls from the training ground cos he looks like he has swallowed about half a dozen.
Wish I had not looked but when I saw the thread title I thought it might me a rousing chorus of Hello! Hello! We are the Geordie boys
I can never forgive you for subjecting my eyes to this

[HughieG]

Jesus man I just had something to eat (not as much as that fat f*cker obviously) Struggling to keep it down now. Mind you I am like that every time I hear him speak or realise that he is our heed coach. Hopefully someone will see this and he will get sacked for stealing balls from the training ground cos he looks like he has swallowed about half a dozen.
Wish I had not looked but when I saw the thread title I thought it might me a rousing chorus of Hello! Hello! We are the Geordie boys
I can never forgive you for subjecting my eyes to this

I apologise. Just thought it would be a nice thing for everyone to see in the run-up to the weekend

[Zippity]

I apologise. Just thought it would be a nice thing for everyone to see in the run-up to the weekend

Cheers, Hughie. At first I thought it was one of those fatbergs escaped from the sewers.

[tinostongue]

Jesus man I just had something to eat (not as much as that fat f*cker obviously) Struggling to keep it down now. Mind you I am like that every time I hear him speak or realise that he is our heed coach. Hopefully someone will see this and he will get sacked for stealing balls from the training ground cos he looks like he has swallowed about half a dozen.
Wish I had not looked but when I saw the thread title I thought it might me a rousing chorus of Hello! Hello! We are the Geordie boys
I can never forgive you for subjecting my eyes to this

Very funny lol.

[Zippity]

3 defeats and a lucky draw and he goes on holiday...after having 3 months off??

Anyone still not think he's taking the piss?

[toptoon]

Imagine arriving at your holiday hotel and pottering down to the beach to see that in front of you. Beached whale springs to mind.

[ex_pat_magpie]

Imagine arriving at your holiday hotel and pottering down to the beach to see that in front of you. Beached whale springs to mind.

My first thoughts. Makes you wonder what's on the way, quadruplets or quintuplets

Surely the players can't have any respect doing training with a nerd like that. Just compare to Sir Bobby's and K.K,s physiques

[bix01]

Imagine what the players must be saying in their WhatsApp groups about this gimp

[Zippity]

Imagine what the players must be saying in their WhatsApp groups about this gimp

Well exactly. Taking time out from being mean about him to be serious for a moment...

Apparently we already spend the least time training out of all the Prem clubs and it's not like the training ground will be empty given the few international players we have. He himself said he coaches the defence and our shape has been rotten so far...so stay and work on the shape, ffs-only Schar and Krafth are missing so he's got more or less the whole defence to train with.

Plus, the timing sends out all the wrong messages. From the end of last season until the first game of this, the players, coaches and Bruce had 11 weeks. And it's not like Bruce was busy buying players or helping new squad members settle in, is it. In that context, going on holiday 3 weeks into the new season when it's crystal clear there's a huge amount of work to be done just adds to the sense that the only people who actually care about the club are the fans.

And ASM, Jacob Murphy and Dubravka (*taps nose)

And maybe Ritchie.