In 43 years of driving I’ve driven at least that distance of 500,000 plus miles and probably closer to doing it twice.

I’ve lost count of the number of morons I’ve driven behind in that period including today on my way to Malvern.

To the woman in the Mr Magoo glasses who managed to inhabit the outside lane of the dual carriageway, oblivious to the mile long snake of traffic behind her as she crawled along.......I award my t w a t of the day award!

Many of us will do a million plus miles of driving in our lifetime......just think about that, a million miles!!