... why might the F-word manager/Hornéd One sit in a tea room in a village south of the Trent at 0930 sipping coffee with a M Langstaff look-alike ? ...
... why might the F-word manager/Hornéd One sit in a tea room in a village south of the Trent at 0930 sipping coffee with a M Langstaff look-alike ? ...
Did he have an extra-long cheque book with him?
I was going to say "how did you know it wasn't a Steve Cooper lookalike", but I seriously doubt there is anybody else that looks like that.