In the Holy Bible's Old Testicle .....

[_Stefan_Kuntz]

..... God used to smite miscreants, sometimes whole tribes of them.

But obviously since then God has lost either the power or the inclination to do so. There have been numerous occasions in history when such action would have been appropriate.

The 356 Conservative MPs must be hoping that God does not now have the inclination nor the power to resume smiting utter t­wats because the use of such power would make the government side of the House Of Commons empty.

[griff]

Once smitten, twice shy.

[Chauncey]

How come the Wombles don't clean up the riverbank by the Trent where I sit,are they afraid of the river,do they only exist in Wimbledon common and if so why haven't they spread out more into cities like foxes,how big are they,they always seem to wear adult clothes on the TV and when they appeared on Top of the Pops they was massive,they've also gone a bit quite since Bernard Cribbins passed away,was they big fans of his and still in mourning,how come there's no mention of Wombles on Noah's Ark in the Bible,didn't he like them? These are all questions that I think about in bed in the early hours of the morning and then I realise... They are fictional!

You don't believe in God Stefan,why do you ponder such things?

[Psaw]

Its just an excuse to have a go at the tories, not well done. He speaks of god like he and she is different to you and i chalky.

[griff]

Here’s one for you Frank. Seriously, watch it, I think he makes sense.

https://youtu.be/Lq6ltGVQxM4

[_Stefan_Kuntz]

Frank, you have invoked God when it suited you.

You stated that God would vote Conservative.

[_Stefan_Kuntz]

Why would anyone need any excuse in order to totally wish for the next General Erection to result in a complete Tory wipeout?

[griff]

Even Rod Stewart agrees.