To Mock or not to Mock, that is the question.

[Psaw]

If i may borrow the bards line. On the Cambridge board, a Vale fan has labelled Ryan Loft as the worst pro footballer of all time, now that is some accolade, if if it was me, id be proud of that.

Hes joined the right club.

The history of Cambridge is studded with Ryan Lofts, and an immediate competitor to Lofts bid for glory is Paddy Rayment, a signing from Peterboro.

That during games i regularly got feelings of despair, and when Rayment played, in depth hopelessness, that yet another afternoon was besmirched, wasted, an evolutionary dead end.

And like with England yesterday, the continued patronisation will have the effect of dragging me down into the abyss.

That my total rejection of Cambridge United in its entirety should have come sooner. Heres the problem though.

Should i continue to mock such?, indeed Loft, the club, invite mocking by contnuing to exist, and Loft by taking to the field.

Can it be that no one has talked to him privately, that to sign contracts to play football might not be the best way to earn a living. Indeed, it is to his credit that he tries to earn a living at all, that most woke, trans, lefty as sholes dont bother.

Here is my bone of contention, maybe you can help Kel, should i mock Loft or not? That the potential for cutting comments is huge.

It must not seem it, but i do have a conscience, that to inflict pain for my personal enjoyment isnt christian, o, hang on, we are Islamic now arnt we?

Anything is ok. I must at least discuss it before making a decision. Any lofty decision on my part, and god forbid, Loft reads this board, may result in Loft seeking help.

And his counsellor , if he knows football, would suggest giving up football.

That maybe Rayment was a victim, others made him play when he didnt want to.

I can make my conscience ok by trying to guide him, by suggesting he quits now. So any cutting remarks in the future is HIS fault. That feels better, its his fault, of course, he might as well be typing this. That titters at the back of the stand, flags with pictures of a player blazing over,

of a man with his head in his hands, weeping, broken, begging, and wearing a cambridge shirt, will not happen.

[kel_]

Deffo mock, Frank.

[yoonited]

Yes deffo Mock, but there's nothing quite like mocking yourself, eh kel.

[kel_]

Yes deffo Mock, but there's nothing quite like mocking yourself, eh kel.

Quite.

Now do please keep crying, it’s actually got me crying too but with laughter.