Brackley have spent money upgrading their ground to the required standard, how can it be that the Newmarket road end, and even the Habbin have not been closed down?

How ankles have not been broken on the uneven and jagged terraces, and different heights is beyond me, especially as people jump up and down like yaks.

The fA should close the club down as the football can only be described as wholesale slaughter, depraved, an abomination, the outpourings of a devil. Im sure the blockheads, the knaves in the boardroom start all meetings by throwing down the bible and stamping on it.

How is the shadow board coping with the avalaunch of work? dont they need psychotherapy? Listening to the board and doing as your told is hard work, being a stooge, a puppet to puppeteers.

Has anyone raised the Newmarket road end and complained? surely a pen is for animals. Are Cambridge fans animals?, the board thinks so, they even had it as a cage.

Look at the Habbin, the narrow entrances must have killed dozens over the years, a crush only needing a crowd of 862, Barnwell lake comes in handy disposing of trampled bodies.

Some of them players, they play like decomposed cadavers, still breathing but having the impact of that female english cricketer who crashed to the ground, having tripped over her own knee, and she weighed about 56 tons.

Anyway, how is it going? , you know, the ground redevelopment, i havent seen any diggers around Barnwell recently. the redevelopment isnt about Barry throwing his arms up in despair then saying its best we build a new stadium, is it, mr shadow board.

Anyway, i regard the Habbin deaths as murder, the continued existence of the Newmarket road end a slash across the face with piano wire, it should be in the Fitzwilliam museum.

No one is going to spend any money.

Is Lavery injured yet? Is the squad 50-50 in regards to injured players? Has Harris taken a breath yet from last week? Are united in the top four?, or top 10, or are they in the bottom half, bottom, that sits well.

Are you bored yet?, try going to Salford. Where is Tallulah Bankhead when i need her? Do united have a bank account, where is it,?, who can read it?, not you mr fan.