Who are the last three people

[kel_]

To of visited your profile page since the new bourd came in?

Mine are Pents, Chalky and Frank*

*gans withoot saying. What would youse like to know, Francis?

[Psaw]

I dont remember that. Anyway i want to know how many women you have slept with. What are your record wnks in one day, what is your deepest fear, how many times have you been fired, what is your worst secret, and what was your best *** ual experience.

Here comes an exaggeration........let rip.

[kel_]

I'll try to address your queries in order, Francis.

1 - Eight (8) I think off of the top off of my head.
2 - Probs anboot 8 too but I'm going through an phase off of trying to beat it.
3 - Albinos
4 - Never
5 - It wouldert be an secret if I told youse would it?
6 - Tough one. Can I of some more time to think?

Owt else?

[Pentridge]

Mine only show two (2): Chalky and some cu­nt called Herbert.

I of purposely clicked on some names but some of been threw an accident (trying to click on an FRED titke but hitting the posters name by mistake).

I off of of'd 59 (fifty nine) visits to my profile, can any off of the readers BEAT THAT?

[funny_flopbags]

Albinos?

[kel_]

Aye. There is an albino what sometimes comes in clique hq that scares the sh­it out off of me.

I were watching reading summat on the bbc website an bit back where some tribe think albino bones are sacred or summat and killed them to death for their bits. They sent an albino the to meet the main geezer and his eyes lit up anpparently.

I'll look it up, albino fans.

[griff]

Mine only show two (2): Chalky and some cu*nt called Herbert.

I of purposely clicked on some names but some of been threw an accident (trying to click on an FRED titke but hitting the posters name by mistake).

I off of of'd 59 (fifty nine) visits to my profile, can any off of the readers BEAT THAT?

89

Pents, Truthhurts and Valley. I mean, VALLEY. We must be getting him worried Pents.

Somebody's going to have to remind me who Truthhurts is.

[kel_]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-36131711

As promised.

[funny_flopbags]

Irrational.


But then angain I divvent like worms.

[chalkyncfc61]

I've never looked at anybodys profile but sometimes when im on my phone the page will move at the last second and i end up pressing something else so it could be that