What really annoys me about flying is that is so damned slow. Planes aren't any faster than they were 50 years ago. I thought somebody would have invented a hypersonic space plane that could fly to Australia in half an hour by now.
Speaking of which, folk that park over two spaces are c*nts. No exceptions
What really annoys me about flying is that is so damned slow. Planes aren't any faster than they were 50 years ago. I thought somebody would have invented a hypersonic space plane that could fly to Australia in half an hour by now.
A’thing.
A’body.
**** off the lot o ye.
People who use the word 'action' as a verb. "When will you action this?" When you kill yourself.
And, dare I say, even using Skeletor as an analogy in the first place? Yes, he was undeniably evil; but he was also ******* awesome. Huns and sevco don't deserve to be compared to such a cold, calculating villain.
Even a step further, imagine this boy as our next manager after DM: here he is celebrating the winner against septic
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I get some funny looks from the people queuing waiting to get off as I'm still sat down reading my book. I agree with the departure lounge w*nkers as well although if you know it's a busy flight you might not get your cabin baggage on if you're still sat at the bar while every one else is fighting for position.
You guys must be some chilled out dudes if that is all that makes you mad. What about people who use a mobility scooter when they clearly don't need it? The shop assistants on the till in the morning yapping to a customer when you're behind them getting even later for work? This is your chance to vent that anger. Come on, let f*ck out of it!
Plastic fans. And I don't even mean the 2 or 3 games a season f*ckers. You know who I am on about, we all have them. They arrive at work with the dirty celtic/hun tracksuit bottoms. They've never even mentioned football before but turns out they call themselves fans.
They couldn't name 5 players of 'their team' or have any idea who they are playing but will crawl straight out the woodwork on social media when 'their team' gets one over the dandies.
Anything connected with Phil Collins
Aberdeen airport.
Folk wearin sun glasses on crap days and indoors. Only blind folk and erseholes do that.
Zoe Ball. Would not have been anything if not for he da.
Weekend TV
Fog offshore.
Leg room on planes.
Scotrail, East Coast, Virgin
Norwegians
Poncie Coffee Shops. Dinna complain about the price of petrol if you drink that stuff
Bottled " natural spring water" Why does it need a steel by date.
Folk fa canna put shopping trolleys back.
Folk fa canna use indicators.
Funcy patterned bog roll. Why ? FFS what a waste. Once used it looks like Sh1te
Healthy option meals in supermarkets. Why make the unhealthy option if it tastes the same as they claim.
I could go on and on part 2 may follow.