OT: Old Mrs. May's fudge shoppe

[drillerpie]

One Vulcan and one bomb hit the runway. They bombed across it to increase the chances of a hit.

I thought it was two and one had to turn back.

[drillerpie]

When you wish to gain knowledge you ask the top local man in your area. Out of interest do you know how many types of rock and their constituents there are in GB alone. No you don't - like we didn't when developing machinery to process it. Would you also like to know why the cast cutting teeth contained a 5% Manganese mix?

Not particularly.

[Trickytreesreds]

I hate to be the one to break this to you serious, but on my travels abroad I've realised that all nationalities do humour, jokes, puns, wit and banter. In fact some of the funniest people I've ever met have been in Turkey and Tunisia and they were Muslims. I know that a Muslim with a sense of humour might be an alien concept to some on here, but they do exist if you view them with an open mind.

You're right EP, but some of it gets lost in translation of culture.
Germans I find are rather into simple humour, like Mr Bean. It creases them.
Yanks? Sorry, but their humour is just awful.

[Elite_Pie]

When you wish to gain knowledge you ask the top local man in your area. Out of interest do you know how many types of rock and their constituents there are in GB alone. No you don't - like we didn't when developing machinery to process it. Would you also like to know why the cast cutting teeth contained a 5% Manganese mix?

Also out of interest, I wonder how so much bullsh!t can be packed into one individual. Any specialists in that field? I'm sure your knowledge of machines that crush rock will beat anyone else on here. Just as I doubt anyone on here could match what I know in the field of colour physics. We are all experts in what we know, but most of us wouldn't claim it makes us a cut above the rest like you do.

[drillerpie]

You are correct Driller - a long time ago and I apologise for the error. Just to be correct if you're on that tack, "liberal" in the context you meant is spelt with a capital 'L' so acknowledge your mistake on poor grammar please!

It's not wrong and we've been through this before.

[Elite_Pie]

You're right EP, but some of it gets lost in translation of culture.
Germans I find are rather into simple humour, like Mr Bean. It creases them.
Yanks? Sorry, but their humour is just awful.

Exactly. I'm sure some Germans and all other nationalities live under the misapprehension that "only us could do humour like that".

Because that's the way they do humour.

[frenchmagpie]

It's not wrong and we've been through this before.

You are correct. Looks like you're due a second apology !

[BigFatPie]

It's not wrong and we've been through this before.

For a clever bloke, he’s as thick as pig shyte. He should stick to talking about rocks or whatever it was him and that other clown were jabbering on about.

[lunaspie]

For a clever bloke, he’s as thick as pig shyte. He should stick to talking about rocks or whatever it was him and that other clown were jabbering on about.

Oolite-n up a bit will ya ?

[AltyPie]

I hate to be the one to break this to you serious, but on my travels abroad I've realised that all nationalities do humour, jokes, puns, wit and banter. In fact some of the funniest people I've ever met have been in Turkey and Tunisia and they were Muslims. I know that a Muslim with a sense of humour might be an alien concept to some on here, but they do exist if you view them with an open mind.

Their jolly side seems to break down when faced with the cartoon format though.