Statement/Announcement Prediction Thread

[Pietastic]

A bit of fun (hopefully!) to lighten the darkness...

1. Who will make the next official 'announcement' or 'statement' regarding the takeover (AH, NCFC, IPS Law, Gateleys, Robby, The Prince of Whales, Donald Trump etc. etc.)

2. When it'll arrive (Day and time)

3. What they'll say

Go....

1. The Mirror

2. Tomorrow (as in tomorrow never comes)

3. Lots of interested parties, but due to unforeseen circumstances nobody is gonna buy the club or pay the debt so sorry (and all that) but liquidation. Everyone did their best blah blah blah....

[MagpieMike]

9th July, completely unknown consortium headed by a billionaire genuine Notts fan have bought the club.
Statement first leaked to Sky News, but only after a new member has posted it on NCM first, and been disbelieved by everyone.
Ardley to stay on as manager, with a 10 million budget, and Messi as assistant player/manager. Messi will play for free, because he's always liked Notts. Redevelopment of the family stand - to be replaced by a new stand built over the road and onto the river bank. The new stand will have a capacity of 20,000, panoramic views of the river from the state of the art hotel, restaurant, bars and banqueting suite all built into the stand. There will be a spur from the new tram line across Trent Bridge. With a multistory car park built on the site of the former city ground and shared with the cricket club. The new monorail will link Broadmarsh, the station, the Kop, Family stand, and southbank multistory car park. A new training ground will be built on waste ground off Wilford Lane, and will include a 10,000 seater stadium so fans can watch the reserves and junior teams.

[slack_pie]

1. Me
2. May 2018, the morning of the second playoff leg against Coventry City
3. "Thank God, it was all a bad dream!"

[snipe_pie]

1. Kim Jong Un (last minute bid from a North Korean consortium)

2. April 1st 2020

3. “Championship in 5 years”. “ more hidden debts found” “is this monorail thing a piss take ??”

[Pietastic]

9th July, completely unknown consortium headed by a billionaire genuine Notts fan have bought the club.
Statement first leaked to Sky News, but only after a new member has posted it on NCM first, and been disbelieved by everyone.
Ardley to stay on as manager, with a 10 million budget, and Messi as assistant player/manager. Messi will play for free, because he's always liked Notts. Redevelopment of the family stand - to be replaced by a new stand built over the road and onto the river bank. The new stand will have a capacity of 20,000, panoramic views of the river from the state of the art hotel, restaurant, bars and banqueting suite all built into the stand. There will be a spur from the new tram line across Trent Bridge. With a multistory car park built on the site of the former city ground and shared with the cricket club. The new monorail will link Broadmarsh, the station, the Kop, Family stand, and southbank multistory car park. A new training ground will be built on waste ground off Wilford Lane, and will include a 10,000 seater stadium so fans can watch the reserves and junior teams.

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[ncfcog]

9th July, completely unknown consortium headed by a billionaire genuine Notts fan have bought the club.
Statement first leaked to Sky News, but only after a new member has posted it on NCM first, and been disbelieved by everyone.
Ardley to stay on as manager, with a 10 million budget, and Messi as assistant player/manager. Messi will play for free, because he's always liked Notts. Redevelopment of the family stand - to be replaced by a new stand built over the road and onto the river bank. The new stand will have a capacity of 20,000, panoramic views of the river from the state of the art hotel, restaurant, bars and banqueting suite all built into the stand. There will be a spur from the new tram line across Trent Bridge. With a multistory car park built on the site of the former city ground and shared with the cricket club. The new monorail will link Broadmarsh, the station, the Kop, Family stand, and southbank multistory car park. A new training ground will be built on waste ground off Wilford Lane, and will include a 10,000 seater stadium so fans can watch the reserves and junior teams.

Only issue for me is that the view from the new stand overlooking the river will not be as nice as one would like. There's a great big blot on the landscape on the opposite bank!

[MagpieMike]

Only issue for me is that the view from the new stand overlooking the river will not be as nice as one would like. There's a great big blot on the landscape on the opposite bank!

That would be the new Notts county multistory car park

[JoePass]

A bit of fun (hopefully!) to lighten the darkness...

1. Who will make the next official 'announcement' or 'statement' regarding the takeover (AH, NCFC, IPS Law, Gateleys, Robby, The Prince of Whales, Donald Trump etc. etc.)

2. When it'll arrive (Day and time)

3. What they'll say

Go....

Never thought I would ever say this, I am in a very hot Spain and I don’t give a S hit.

[ivansneck]

1. Dick Dastardly
2. 2 p.m.
3.

[SwalePie]

Steady Swale you are getting really controversial..........

Chicken! This was your big chance and you blew it