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  1. #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by mickd1961 View Post
    She does but after a viagra you could probably “Rodger” a hat stand so even old “square jaw” Claire would be at risk.

    I’m at a loss to understand how even a dyke could find Balding attractive.

    She always reminds me of Bob Mills with a plastic Dick.

    https://images.app.goo.gl/71umMgbpMUhvbzSg6
    Treacle toffee isn't pretty but it tastes nice Mick...

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    You don't need viagra just get a new lovely Looking woman who's 20 years young !
    The only problem is it will probably cost you thousands , As I can testify to .

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    What position does he play?

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    Remember the 60's and 70's when women looked and acted like women? Didn't need viagra then.

    Today women have bigger bellies, more tattoos, worse language and get drunk and fight more than you average sailor.

    £30 for four tablets for Viagra Mick. If you are thinking of sh @gging one of todays women, then Co Op sell plastic bags for 5p. Much cheaper mate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by boingy View Post
    What position does he play?
    He can play any position Boingy, Missionary, Doggy, 69 or anything you can find in the manual.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny on the spot 1 View Post
    You don't need viagra just get a new lovely Looking woman who's 20 years young !
    The only problem is it will probably cost you thousands , As I can testify to .
    The problem for some posters is that even a woman 20 years younger is a f king old hag......just ask the old timers like Des.

    The ones I fancy look about 35 years younger than me but that might just be good make up and the camera angle that’s being used on Gizz.com

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    Quote Originally Posted by mickd1961 View Post
    Anybody on here tried it?

    Asking for a friend.
    Had a patient admitted to our ICU some time back...His friends brought him in which was good of them...nowadays...
    Anyway...A doctor asked them if they knew what he had taken...They said a cocktail of drugs...coke cannabis etcetra....and also some of the blue tablets (which turned out to be Viagra) His urine sample confirmed the drugs that his friends said he had taken....but Viagra doesn't show on our analyses....
    They had all taken the drugs around the same time (approx 7 hours earlier)...and he still had a major erection when he was intubated on the ward as a precaution...
    So...I think the drug works considering the amount of stuff this fella had taken...Our ward looked like it had 9 patients in beds and one in a tent in the corner of the unit....
    He survived and changed his ways...and became quite an upstanding member of the anti drugs lobby in his local area...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dubbag View Post
    Had a patient admitted to our ICU some time back...His friends brought him in which was good of them...nowadays...
    Anyway...A doctor asked them if they knew what he had taken...They said a cocktail of drugs...coke cannabis etcetra....and also some of the blue tablets (which turned out to be Viagra) His urine sample confirmed the drugs that his friends said he had taken....but Viagra doesn't show on our analyses....
    They had all taken the drugs around the same time (approx 7 hours earlier)...and he still had a major erection when he was intubated on the ward as a precaution...
    So...I think the drug works considering the amount of stuff this fella had taken...Our ward looked like it had 9 patients in beds and one in a tent in the corner of the unit....
    He survived and changed his ways...and became quite an upstanding member of the anti drugs lobby in his local area...
    Joking apart this is not something I’ve ever had a problem with.

    I can get like a “babbies arm with a rattle in its ‘ond” at the drop of a hat even at nearly 58.

    The idea of a nine hour hard on drains me just thinking about it.

  9. #19
    Quote Originally Posted by mickd1961 View Post
    The problem for some posters is that even a woman 20 years younger is a f king old hag......just ask the old timers like Des.

    The ones I fancy look about 35 years younger than me but that might just be good make up and the camera angle that’s being used on Gizz.com
    Mickd all I can say is seeing is believing trust me ,

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