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[Red Zone]

Sorry should read Daily Record rather than P&J

[Mason89]

From today's P@J. I'm really not sure where to start with this one


Flasher in court as man and woman on same day
Alan and Alannah breaks new legal ground over offences committed as male and female
Daily Record3 Nov 2022by Gordon Currie
A FLASHER who hurled pizza and a skateboard during a series of public order offences has appeared in court as a man and a woman on the same day.

The 50-year-old, who broke new legal ground, was put on a restriction of liberty order for three months as a result of offences committed as Alan and Alannah Morgan. The accused was addressed as Alannah Morgan in the dock at Dundee Sheriff Court.

Morgan, of the city’s Strathmore Lodge, was sentenced in relation to four separate complaints – two as a man and two as a woman.

As Alannah, she admitted that on February 24 last year she acted in a threatening or abusive manner in the city’s Happyhillock Road by striking a floor and screaming.

She also admitted having a knife, swearing and referring to Andrew Rhynd in derogatory terms, and uttering threats in April 2021. On the second complaint, she admitted acting in a threatening or abusive manner in Nethergate on April 24.

Morgan admitted shouting incoherently and indiscriminately throwing pizza around, and urinating in public.

As a man, Morgan was charged with acting in a threatening or abusive manner and adopting an aggressive demeanour while making derogatory remarks to police in Brewery Lane on January 3 this year.

Morgan admitted the offence when he was subject to an anti-social behaviour order. A handwritten amendment to papers had been made to score out Alan and replace it with Alannah.

In the final case, Alan Morgan admitted acting in a threatening or abusive manner in Brewery Lane on March 23. He admitted repeatedly throwing a skateboard and kicking bins, as well as shouting, swearing and making offensive remarks to police.

Morgan also pled guilty to striking a cell door, exposing his buttocks and repeatedly spitting within a cell and pulling down his trousers.

The court papers were amended to replace Alan with Alannah

I can’t be @rsed

[donsdaft]

Permanently defending freaks can’t be easy.

[Mason89]

Canny be easy being permanently raging at stuff you don’t understand either

[donsdaft]

It’s you that’s doing the raging
I’m just pointing and laughing.

So now you’re defending flashers.
It’ll be kiddie fiddlers next.

[Red Zone]

If you follow the chronology it goes something like this

Jan 22 - charged as a man
Feb 22 - charged as a woman (presumably as he self-declared as such)
Mar 22 - charged as a man (so did he change his mind or forget to self-declare?)
Apr 22 - charged as a woman

I could understand if the first two were as a man and the second two as a woman, but to change and then change and then change again from month to month shows the flaws in self-declaration does it not???

[donsdaft]

No
In Mason’s world, biology doesn’t exist.

We can all be whatever we want to be by just wishing very hard.

Watch out for that fourth wish though because it all goes back to the start *


* Busy Lizzie ( picture book circa 1962)

[Mason89]

It’s not that it doesn’t exist, it’s that I understand it. You keep typing away with your forehead though, it’s always fun

[donsdaft]

Point and laugh at the pervert lover.

Mason's world, weirdos only welcome.

[Mason89]

It’s not that I love them, it’s that I’m indifferent. You should try it, might stop your head from exploding