My Application.

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Reading about the backgrounds of recent appointments to football league jobs manager jobs, it behoves me to apply for the next one, even if it is Harrogate or Roshdale, sorry Kel oh, your not in the football league, sorry, not good enough for me.

The recent appointment by Lincoln is a man with experiences with different sports, the thing that got him the job seemingly, was being coach to the England under 18 futsal team.

Im not sure what that is.

Anyway, faced with an interview panel, i would describe my time as manger of Rubery hospital fc, of phoning players on a sunday morning to get out of bed, pronto like, showing my ability to motivate.

My team set up, its always 10-0-0. With me at centre half shouting constantly " get behind the ball you brummie bar stewards". Again showing my motivational skills and tactical nous. And to Johnny Minogue, youve got to run you -------
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Im sure the interview panel at say Reading, would immediately start murmering, retreat to a corner in the room and then offer me the job on the spot.

I would then demand 35,000 pounds per month, they would accept, saying they were going to offer me 50.

With the Lincoln manager now in the job, it shows no one really wants to do it, as with the other appointments. Im sure Bonner could walk into any job below the top six in the championship, the sooner the better.

Im sure there will come a time when clubs will employ milkmen. And i say Cobblers, get another five. How many games have there been v Cobblers, over the years countless. Its all pointless, how long is a piece of string? And there will be in the future, football is like watching the Bruce Forsyth show.

You know whats coming, but watch it anyway.

The difference is that im not a brain dead idiot. Football is there to be mocked.

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My keyboard has a lot of letters missing, im not going yampy.