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  1. 07-01-2025, 07:57 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by sinkov View Post
    FFS, leave the lad alone, he's only trying to earn an honest dollar.
    Being an alleged *** offender and reputedly spying for the Chinese used to get your head removed in the Tower.
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    Yes, but they have lost the keys for the gate and tower, normal service will be resumed as soon as possible.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Bedlington Terrier View Post
    It won't be the Grand Old Duke of York who taps him on the shoulder that is for sure.

    The Duke of York has been reported to police after using the name “Inverness” to register a company.

    Republic, an anti-monarchy campaign group, accused the Duke of filing false information.

    In 2019, The Telegraph revealed that Prince Andrew had secretly set up a private investment fund under the name “Andrew Inverness” to channel deals brokered at Buckingham Palace.
    What has randy Andy got to do with Southgate BT?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ballcock View Post
    What has randy Andy got to do with Southgate BT?
    One of the Royal eejits will be tapping Southgate on the shoulder with a sword ballcock, and it won't be Randy Andy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Bedlington Terrier View Post
    reputedly spying for the Chinese used to get your head removed in the Tower.
    I'm pretty sure mon ami, you have to have a modicum of intelligence to be in the espionage game. As you and me both well know, the Earl of Inverness does not even come close to qualifying. Thick as mince is th'owd lad.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sinkov View Post
    I'm pretty sure mon ami, you have to have a modicum of intelligence to be in the espionage game. As you and me both well know, the Earl of Inverness does not even come close to qualifying. Thick as mince is th'owd lad.
    it doesn't help that his brain is located in his underpants.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kritichris View Post
    it doesn't help that his brain is located in his underpants.
    To be fair to him, he's by no means alone in that regard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kritichris View Post
    it doesn't help that his brain is located in his underpants.
    Only bloke I know who gave 12m to a woman he had never met.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ClaretinBudapest View Post
    Only bloke I know who gave 12m to a woman he had never met.
    I gave about 1 million quid each to four women I had met, bedded, married & divorced. I'm with Andy of Inverness on this one. A loaded cock brings nowt but bother.

    I just thank God I finally found the right one. Andy is back with the freckled minger & good luck to the lad.
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