Today's Limerick

[Spuddy Speight]

There was a young man called Fripp
Liked to play with his trousers zip
Got too fruity on a first date
Which sealed his fate
And now he's got a fat lip

[CAMiller]

The Millers' young manager Matt.
Called on Woody and his magic hat.
If things should go wrong.
He's also got Tonge.
Cunning linguists are happy with that.

[Nogbad]

There was a young fellow named Clyde
Who fell down a sewer and died
The next day his brother...
...fell down another
And now they're interred side by side.

[Nogbad]

There was a young man from Japan
Whose poetry just wouldn't scan.
When asked why that was,
He said it's because
I try to cram as many words into the last line as I possibly can.

[Brin]

The Millers have signed young Ted Cann
He stares at players totally dead pan
He's as tall as a tree
Catches balls easily
Another on 'free' .....Tony's plan.