I will vote for any party that does the following:

[the_idiotb_stardson]

Bans baseball caps, especially those padded ones.

Bans the wearing of jogging bottoms and tracksuits, in public places. Exceptions will be made for athletes etc, who will be allowed to wear them in sporting arenas.

Bans smoking reefer in public. It is illegal after all.

Bans those energy drinks that come in fluorescent coloured cans the size of dustbins.

Makes pitbull terriers, illegal.

Fines any white person guilty of affecting a Jamaican accent or uses gangsta jargon.

Fines anyone showering the pavements with phlegm.

Jails anyone immediately who plays rap music on their phone.





Over to you lot.