Rafa out more and more doubters doth cry,
Despite deep thought, I fathom not why!
Perhaps they’re masochists, enjoy the pain?
Surely there is nothing else to gain?

Perhaps they are mackems, hiding as mags
…I wonder if it was them who stole the flags?
“It’s all his fault,”” his tactics,” “the players he bought”
The bargain basement squad for which he fought!

And although that is true, he did buy these few
When his funds are limited, he buys like you
bargains, second-hand, and the clearance sale
He ended up with Joselu, so he couldn’t sell Gayle!

So before you pour ridicule, derision and scorn
Of this drop to the bottom, Benitez did warn,
So support him lads, through thick and thin
And Soon enough Amanda will make you grin!