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I thought the thread was about...Aussie Flu.

SYMPTOMS:

Every time you get rid of it, it comes right back at you.
You call every one Sheila, even the Doctor.
You're too weak to ring pull open a can of Fosters.
You hope your nurse is named Kylie.
You ask for Vegemite instead of Marmite.
In the Hospital bed you shun Pyjamas and wear a thong.
You can't understand why the NHS doesn't serve pies for Breakfast.