At my age I have to be carefully aware of what might trigger involuntary bladder and bowel movements, so when Number 5 went in I just laughed. It was my coping mechanism kicking in! Spare a thought for poor Willie Miller pishing himself at No. 5. He's a few years older than me and he still hasn't got over Paul Sturrock scoring No. 3 through his legs in the League Cup Final replay at Dens! That was the first of our two League Cup wins at Dens. The second was the following year but I can't for the life of me remember who we played, but if I remember correctly the score was also 3-nil? Two League Cup wins at Dens in successive seasons. Six goals scored...no reply. Sure beats 6-1 and took away our trophy virginity.