Since they last won a Derby.

In that time they’ve had 4 managers including Jackie MacMaremoney Mixu (what an appointment) and Ray ‘Escobar’ McKinnon and Shabba.

Put Doon by us with last minute winner.

Paid 40k for Toshney

Tubbed twice by the Barton

Finished 3rd in Fundesliga

Had a party in the Falkirk car park

Tubbed by the Accies

Mark Durham is still there best defender

Put out of League Cup by us

MMJ getting knocked out in the main stand

MMJ up in court (again)

Had 3 first team fixtures with less than 2k fans this season

Played local Derby with the Chin and drew

Pumped from some part time Irish Gaelic team in the B&Q cup

Pumped 6 away to Falkirk

Backing a drink driver

Suppliers not being paid

Parading signings in front of dirty washing

Begging Levein to buy Stan Fraser even although he has a broken foot

Pumped from a Harkins inspired Morton at home 3 zip.

14 (four****) points behind the Media Darlings

Still playing Willo Flood

Sitting 3rd in the easiest Fundesliga in a generation

Happy at getting pumped only by 4 up at Aberdeen

Debt now around 4 million due to 8 different individuals and assets secured against these.

Anything I’ve missed?