If I were Ashley I would sell us for £250M
and buy the scum down the road and pocket the loose change
Change the stadium name to sports direct arena
Put his logo on there kit
Make the squad wear donnay socks and Lonsdale boxer combos
And bring in a quality manager like joe kinear with possibly a director of football to scout players and unearth hidden gems someone with their finger on the pulse
Let’s say Dennis wise
Oh and give Ignacio Gonzales a quick ring and see if he’s free (he’s class on you tube ya knaa)