Quote Originally Posted by Airborn Pie View Post
Idiot, Vladpie must have really given your wife or boyfriend a very good time for you to have such a boner for him. Time to let him go I think, you're starting to look obsessed.
Two things:

1. Please stop pretending you're not Vladpie. It's blatantly obvious that you are.

2. Instead of an insult, address the point that you are happy to give it large, but then squeal like a little girl if you get called a plank.