wanted - a manager who can turn water in to wine .

they will be no significant funds in place, to bring quality players to the club .

you will have your players hand picked and vetted for you , by a failed spanish director of football .

you must be able to get results instantly or be prepared to face dismissal , before the season is finished .

YEAH, I CAN JUST SEE THE RUSH OF QUALITY APPLICANTS , WANTING TO JOIN THE PREVIOUS FOOLS WILLING TO WORK UNDER THEM SUICIDAL CONDITIONS .- PLEASE APPLY WITHIN.