And whilst they've got him strapped down, they could get one of the tea ladies to catch Stevie May and chop off that ponytail. I don't think footballers should have a ponytail, best exemplified by David Seaman as he misjudged Ronaldinho's cross in Japan. The mistake was bad enough, but as the camera panned towards him it displayed the ridiculous site of a ponytailed man in his mid-30s suddenly coming to terms with his mid-life crisis and on the verge of tears...
Stevie May didn't have a good match against Kilmarnock