I remember laughing and thinking Dundonians were minkers after reading ASDA had to tag all their shopping baskets as so many were nicked.

That was topped today in Tesco Inverurie

As I was leaving I set of the alarm with my shopping. So the security guard took my receipt and searched my trolley. He said "no clothes, booze or computer games" then kept rummaging. Then he found the offending article "aaaah ham" he said. I asked if he was kidding. Turns out he wasn't. Tesco have had to secretly tag ham from the deli counter as its getting nicked so often.


What the f@ck? What kind of minkers live in this world. And in my neck of the woods more importantly that ham has to be tagged