Quote Originally Posted by SBRed48 View Post
Nice jooak on BBS abart naming him "Two Weeks" Woodrow cos it's allus two weeks befooar iz ready.

Ad mek a slight change to "Fotnit Woodrow".

Goat shud tell us the reyt tale abart wots gooin on.
strong assa fottnit , that's 2 week,
ennyrooard av trett missen today SB , a bottul of Bushmills 17 parnd, a bottul of Jura ( journey not editt afoor ) on offa 25 parnd from 33 parnd, if tha spent fotty quid tha got 8 parnd off booarth , 2 bottles fo 34 parnd smooak that