There's no end to what these Royals can do!

[CAMiller]

Feck me opening car doors, showing scars! What next: picking up a bit of paper or wiping their own arse?

Wow! I'm inspired!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-45835377

I manage to fulfill my royal duties and still post/moderate on this board with all you serfs. I'll be reading through this thread and handing out red cards accordingly.