Re the cyclist v driver debate.

As a (now former) cyclist I was knocked down twice by drivers who failed to even look before puling out at junctions. Wouldn't have minded but I was lit up like a bloody Christmas tree on both occasions. Quick mention for the w@nkers who used to open their car doors when parking up in areas of heavy traffic without looking too, fkng pricks.

I also had countless lucky escapes when articulated lorries swerved their trailers across my path when pulling in front of me and when bus drivers stopped dead in their tracks. Don't get me started on taxi drivers and those in police cars, the latter being quite literally a law unto themselves at times. As for parcel delivery drivers....... I'll leave it there Chris' .

Conversely it angers me when I see cyclists cutting each other up in front of cars and lorries, going through red lights, bumping up and down kerbs with no regard for other road users or pedestrians, and generally being dicks. Stay on the road or get off the road, other than cycle lanes (on and off road) there should be no middle ground. Either way there are inconsiderate cretins on both sides of the divide.

Personally reserve an intense dislike for pedestrians who look like extras from a zombie apocalypse movie as they step into the road without looking. Especially the dopey brain dead fkrs that are too busy reading their mobile phone screens to look up. May a festering pox of boils infest your reproductive organs for eternity you stupid, inconsiderate b@st@rds.