I have spent the early afternoon in the rays of the sun sat in a Meditation Circle with palms splayed to let in peace in a hay meadow just artside Hebden Bridge. One of the circle asked, "Does anyone know of one whose mind is not at one with Zen ?"
I said, "I know of one, let his name be Bill".
"What troubles him ?"
I replied, "He feels the need to support the actions of Dog whatever he does".
The Circle chanted--

"Let Bill be at one with this man named Dog. Let Barnsley FC be within us all. In---
Aar Minds, Aar Hearts, Aar Souls"