Respected will be head of the investigation with a posse of deputies.

Did anybody complain about the hoses?, can't say I noticed.

You are right though, shud have went over Derry fiasco but the general ****hole that professional players are expected to perform in, we are expected to quite literally wade through gutters to see them perform, avoid tripping over random debris going up and down the stairs and a complete inability to control the ugly sisters when they visit would be enough for me.

I'd like someone to investigate what he does year in year ****ing out.