Rangers Then, Sevco Now, Scotland's Shame Forever....

[Devanha Red]

Two points. Firstly, there have been folk cutting about Dumbarton long before anyone settled in that desolate landscape & called it Aberdeen. It's not even close.

Secondly, here's a picture of some swans on the beautiful River Leven. Note that they are not flying.

As for your first point there's been folk in Aberdeen since about 6000 years BC. Dumbarton has a bonny big rock though so it's not all dull in your village 😃