Friday the 10th of April.

WhatsApp group Championship also rans.

Nelms,"Whats that Scottish song Percy?."

Percy "I don't know John,but i know every word of the Sash if that's any help?."

Gerry "We'll all vote together to keep United down,and they'll bring thousands to our grounds lets vote NO,lets vote NO.

Nelms" That's the one Gerry but we cant vote together so you go first."

Gerry " Ok John we have voted NO."

Percy " Its magic you know it will never be 9 in a row so we have also voted NO."

Nelms "Ye boys that's our vote in too,our secretary will solemnly promise we voted NO to keep them in our league.

Gerry "There are tears flowing in Maryhill John do you read me,do you read me?."

Percy "John have you got your trooser leg up mate?,what's going on?.

Nelms "You have reached the home of the ADMIN kings of Scotland for GUARD OF HONOUR DERBY tickets please press 1

For Wagner visits its 2.

For Dr Noodles hospo in the Derry its 3

For next season's BOGOF Derby deals its 4.