With no football, this forum is full of political and viral rhetoric, yet with football about to restart in less than 15 minutes after a three month break, its been as dead as a door nail for a few days. Odd to say the least.

I can't help feeling that if Dominic Cummings had been appointed referee for today's game, the place would be ablaze with comment.

Or are we all hanging around the streets of Bermondsey looking for a costermonger to pick a scrap with?