Is there anything more exciting....

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I think of Civard Sprockel, mainly because he had a great name and a unique running style.

So yes, there are things more exciting.

Ha ha, I've never seen a stiffer crock on a football pitch than Sprockle. He ran like he had a bad case of sciatica. It was a race between him and Jenner who was gasping like a chain smoking wreck after coming off the bench against Carlton Town in pre season as to who was most unsuited to hard running English lower league football.