I went to Haslingden Modern which was a secondary school. The kids from Haslingden Grammar School looked down on us like we were sh-it on their shoes.

Our girls pasted them annually at netball while we stuffed them regally every season at cricket and football. Oh the joy!

Our GCSE results surpassed them as well in my last year and I was offered a place at Bacup and Rawtenstall Grammar School, but I decided to get on the money mill and go to work instead.

I think we can all agree that our education system needs equalising though, can't we? Otherwise we will end up with more clowns like this running the show.

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