Fk it. May as well return to an absolute monarchy with local issues dealt with on a regional level. Let business men run the country out of the kindness of their hearts in their spare time and sack all the MPs and professional politicians off.

We can eat what our men of the waves catch and save a fortune in MP salaries and expenses, whilst avoiding the hassle and bullshine of electoral campaigns and broken promises.

We'd probably be happier and healthier too as we wouldn't be eating as much red meat and chlorinated chicken would be forever off the menu.

We could convert the Houses of Parliament to affordable homes for Londoners via inscrutable, profiteering temporarily UK based foreign developers who can then maintain them freely forever.

I'm liking the sound of this already. God save the Queen, here's hoping she can reign eternally so that sausage fingered jug eared chappy doesn't get near the throne. He'd have us all eating grass, talking to plants and shagging trees. Probably.