Rivalry, European fitba, spectating and that

[Mason89]

I never wanted United to ever come back.

I see they’re struggling a bit financially just now, which is a shame. Here’s a few fundraising tips if any PJMs are looking in

1 - Get the first team out selling maccaroon bars door to door
2 - Open up a circus & sell tickets to see Shanklands Fivehead
3 - Merge with the big club on their street & call themselves ‘Dundee’