Well I don't agree with his 5 days of Christmas so I have sent him a record of The Twelve Days of Christmas because 5 is not enough and my missus wants to know what she is going to do with Six geese-a-laying: Seven swans a-swimming: eight maids a-milking: nine ladies dancing (although I have my own plans for them!): 10 lords a-leaping ( I suppose the missus could entertain them): 11 pipers piping (God forbid) and last but not least 12 drummers drumming!
Come on Boris how am I supposed to look after that lot?