Yes, it's problem BT, I can see that, come Monday morning there's thousands of playground bullies going to be wandering round schools looking for victims, thinking they can beat up up some snotty nosed little kid because Priti Patel gave some civil servants a bo11ocking.

I can imagine playground bullies the length and breadth of the land have been following this case closely. Not.

Sometimes BT, I despair for you.