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So the vaccines are being rolled out, and at a fair old clip so it seems. But to who exactly?
I was down at the quacks today, delivering to the local sperm bank when I came across a queue outside. Upon further enquiries it seemed it was a queue for the covid vaccine.
Nothing wrong there, except for one small thing, the youngest person must have been 80!
An absolute disgrace in my book, I mean come on they'll be gone soon anyway ffs, half of them don't know s,hit from putty anyway, so wouldn't it be far better to just put them down. I mean they do it with dogs so why not the elderly. My next door neighbours 88 and fackng useless. I don't know how many times I've told her not to leave smears on my car's windows and I've lost count how many times she's forgot to replace the tiles on the roof, dozy Kant.
I've offered to send her out on the game to earn a few quid, instead of poncing her pension but she won't hear of it. Chat lines are a no no as her false molars keep slipping out and ruin the experience for all concerned. No she'd rather sit in front of the telly watching daytime telly, the oxygen thieving witch. She grows her own veg and keeps giving it to Mrs DJ, I'd tell her to shove it up her rusty sheriff's badge, make herself useful and grow some Jamaican herbs, but Mrs DJ too soft hearted.
She was chuffed when she got the vaccine, I just wanted to strangle her with her 200 denier brown tights.
And she has her shopping delivered, wtf is that about, getting people to go out of there way so she can slurp her soup, if this was Africa she'd be walking 400 miles for a packet of wine gums, come back with a car on her head and have caught ebola from a tribal elder with a 70's Man Utd top.
This country's gone to Bollox I tell ya!
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