Quote Originally Posted by donsdaft View Post
That time you tried to eat the dozen rolls at the Hampden turnstiles because the b@stards wouldn't let you in with them.

You didn't have time to slice them in half then, did you.

Slice a roll in half?

Weirdo.
What could he have sliced them in half with , while waiting at a Hampden turnstile , though ??

( He could have told the stewards they were macaroon bars he`s accidentally sat on on the bus . They`d have understood smuggling a macaroon bar int the football. Like Mason , Weegie stewards fear the " unknown" roll ?)

( Aye ok, excuse that jibe Mason. You probably don`t try a rowie due to the Lard content. Veggie, are ye nae ? )