What a weekend troops

1 United knocked oot the cup fae Forfar and the goalscorer their NO9 weighed more than my average Tiffanys or Teazers burd i took back to my original Lochee Bedsit.
2 News filters through that Micky is away before being introduced to the fans.
3 Although 7 million in the red TWF find a new way to increase their debt by getting into bed with V12 Finance and refuse to accept thousands of pounds from the faithful.
4 Football as we know it is over as loads of greedy barsteward clubs mainly from our motherland down south decide Brexit is cancelled and although seafood is aff the european menu English clubs,6 of them will be over every midweek to fill the void.