Looking forward to next season, Uniteds chance of escaping bottom place is zero. O hang on, there is that other no hope club Morecambe, tight race for the bottom there.

United have made the usual cheapo signings, all good stuff.

As for the politics of the woke, lefty, nonsense going on at the Abbey, well just dont go. Black lives matter are marxist, bent on overthrowing everything.

United have signed up to that.

BARRY OUT p.s, most United fans come from the fens, true blue.