Bonner has said he will change the team tonight. This does not include him though, a glaring mistake. No manager would keep his best players out of the team. He should have given Waddock a chance to prepare the team after saturdays mess.

Other minor coaches that can be given a chance is Barry Corr.

If i went i would have to buy four seats, two for my legs in front, and two at the side for my arms, so i can fall asleep easily, my head falling backwards, and snoring loudly.

The only thing that would keep me awake would be Sam Smith wearing a ballerinas garb, and that only briefly. The caterwauling of the crowd would only reassure me, and i would sleep better, as i would know things were going badly, as they surely will.

Still there are no players of an alternate wotsit in the team, no ladies on the board, and no trans anywhere to be seen, not even in the crowd.


Where is the Cambridge friar?. Divine intervention is always useful, if intermittent in his favours. Will there be a poetry recital prior to kick off? or anything by Revel?

Step down Bonner, let the first team have a chance. Entropy, or Bonners demise as a football manager, and becoming a car salesman starts tonight.

Bonny of Cliff Rock Road Rednal