What a star, you just can't help but love him, best stand up comic in the country bar none, how can you get away with claiming crime is falling because you've locked the population up for the last 18 months ? Boris did, and I loved the smoke and mirrors bit, how he was going to solve the ongoing Social Care problem, new technology, that would do the trick, and he moved seamlessly on. He never explained how this new technology would solve the problem, probably because he has no idea himself, it just bought him a bit more time. But who cares, the public don't, he's probably won the next election already.

As Boris didn't say, 'Eat **** Lefties'.