Under oath to my Catholic God Yahweh that on this day onwards i have taken a vow of total respect and heavenly love for the North folk of this fine country.
I shall no longer use derogatory wordage of the Northerner like Whippet abusers and clog wearers ect.
From this day i will love and cherish the Northerner.
That is my humble vow.
Please do not reply.
I thank you.