The above is a phrase from the bible, and a very insightful one. Whom do you serve today? Reading this gives you a chance to re-assess whom or what it is.

In my case, i serve the cause of freedom, not Karl Marx, Keir Starmer, Diane Abbot, or that welsh windbag, what was his name. He was surely one of the most ego centric obviously daft and misguided idiots of the last century.

His speeches were legendary, lasting hours. One conservative said of him that he had no idea what he was saying, and had no clue as to when he finished saying it.

Whom else do i serve today? I serve a beast slayer, an underdog, hell bent on defeating fascists.

MORECAMBE FOOTBALL CLIB.

I send a prayer to the universe, it goes thus.

Set light to the beast, cut its tendons.
Pluck out its eyes, and throw them to the birds.
Weep not for the demons, garland the path before them with land mines.
Stuff its mouth with turnips and sludge.

Rain fire upon its head
Trip its legs with long irons
Cast it into the abyss of manure and donkey sludge
Curse it with a pentangle so that demons can turn its head around.

Pretty good eh?

Morecambe 4 Cambridge 0.

Percy of St Matthews Street.