I've never in my puff thrown/lit/participated in any firework ****e.

What's the ****ing point?

Genuinely don't get it.

Remember those old public information films telling you no to go back to a firework you've lit or you'll get your puss burnt aff.....I used to think why do it in the 1st place.

Now you can't have a fag or take a pyrotechnic (Smokey thing) into the fitba but you can turn your back garden into the battle of the Somme before going over the top and it's perfectly ok.