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Who is Wayne Mardel
A bampot ex darts player who thought he was better than he was, won the square root of hee ****ing haw and now makes a living commentating telling good darts players where they are going wrong...... a ****e dancer and loud shirts

Think a cross between James McFadden, Anne Widdicombe and Timmy mallet.